Things I’ve learned over the past few days:
Men are drinking breast milk for energy. So women, if you think a man is ogling you, don’t be offended. He may simply be thinking of ways to improve his mile time.
There is a new baby doll that poops wearable charms. This particular doll is terrifying enough with its black button eyes & odd stitching. Now it poops prizes. My daughter has decided this is the doll she wants for Christmas. I am so impressed that marketing firms have found a way to target even the most guarded children.
Toys R Us is selling a “Breaking Bad” doll that comes with a bag of money and meth. Great job educating those kids, Toys R Us. (Just to clarify, the money & meth are fake.)